![]() ![]() ![]() It was a shit-talk Talk Show, hosted by Brandi. And come to think of it, did Adrienne even have a book deal? Perhaps she did not! Then, Lisa asked Brandi what precisely had gone down between her and Adrienne previously, and Brandi took that as an opportunity to just go to town on Adrienne. While the ladies wondered where Adrienne was, Brandi remarked that maybe she wasn’t there because she was working on her book. A reverse Django Unchained! Kyle and Mauricio’s daughter reacted to the good news by saying things like “shut up,” because teenagers come along with their own words for things, and we never learned whether the egg thing was real, or whether Mauricio had been pelting eggs at his own house for weeks in hopes of getting that very payoff. Shortly after Alexis’s parents showed her where the mysterious egg pelters had gotten ‘em good, Mauricio said, “It’s a good thing they didn’t get your car, though.” What? Her car? Alexis doesn’t have a car! Unless she … BOI-YOI-YOI-YOING!!!! Now she does! Yes, Alexis has a car now. Kyle and Mauricio, whose house and driveway were possibly subjected to the ritualistic and constant, mysterious pelting of eggs, lured their daughter Alexis outside with the promise that she would surely enjoy bearing witness to the latest manifestation of ovular debris on their property. It’s obviously Brandi versus Adrienne in the ring, with Paul Nassif in his (now-estranged) wife’s corner.īrandi and the House of Maloof got into it deep into the episode - and we never learned exactly why - but before we got treated to the mute accusation, we were treated to the worst mini-episode ever of My Super Sweet 16. The real conflict on this season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the one between … filet mignon and bleu cheese! I’m kidding. But if that was artistic license, what chutzpah! (Goyim readers: That phrase is the opposite of “Mazel.”) I will say that this episode was the first interesting one of a yawn-strewn season so far, even though it read like a mystery novel with its final few pages missing.įirst off, it looks like the Adrienne versus Lisa squabble on season three was a red herring. Boy is it going to be expensive!”) So I’ll give the network the benefit of the doubt in regards to the Great Omission. ![]() ![]() Trust me! I can’t, so now I just have to deal. ( Quoth her blog: “We all make mistakes, and if I could take this back I would. Maybe Bravo didn’t air Brandi’s allegation because they’re scared of being sued shitless by Adrienne and Paul, as I’m sure Brandi is. Look, I could be whistling Dixie Carter here. That’s no big deal, right? It’s perfectly fine for a show to cut around a thing that happened and only show the cast’s reactions to it, right? And to promote the cast’s reactions in its promos for the episode, only to omit the source of the squabble? That’s totally okay and normal, yes? To send curious viewers to gossip blogs so they can speculate there that Brandi had said that Adrienne used a surrogate for her pregnancies, instead of providing that information on the TV show that they’re watching? Okay, good. It just … didn’t tell us what the root of all the drama was. Drama! Fighting! Conflict! Spanakopita! Finally, this show woke up from its nap in time to give us a little of what we tune in each week for. ![]()
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